“How did school go today? a mother asked her little boy. “Fine”, the little fellow replied. “We had a new teacher and she wanted to know if I had any brothers and I told her I was an only child”. What did she say?” his mother asked. “The teacher said, “Thank goodness”
A student burst into his professor’s office and says; “Professor Stigler, I don’t believe I deserve this F you’ve given me.”
To which Stigler replied, “I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the University will allow me to award.”
To which Stigler replied, “I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the University will allow me to award.”
“How are you getting on with your exams?”
“Not bad. The questions are easy enough – it’s the answers I have trouble with!”
“Not bad. The questions are easy enough – it’s the answers I have trouble with!”
“How did school go today?” a mother asked her little boy. “Fine”, the little fellow replied.
“We had a new teacher and she wanted to know if I had any brothers and I told her I was an only child”.
What did she say?” his mother asked.
“The teacher said, Thank goodness”
The teacher asked little Peter; “If I have 5 mangoes in one hand and five mangoes in the other, what do I have?”
” Big Hands, ” said Peter.
